Monday, December 6, 2010

7/12/2010 Chris Hughton Sacked by Newcastle.

SERIOUSLY, MIKE ASHLEY. I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE AS IDIOTIC, BIG-HEADED OR AS FUCKED UP AS YOU.
To be honest Newcastle has absolutely NO VALID REASON to be sacking Chris Hughton. He has produced a consistent string of results, he's put the team back in the Premier League and he hasn't got a problem with the players nor the club. SO WHO ARE YOU TO SACK HIM, MIKE FUCKFACELORD ASHLEY? Just cause you own the club? I don't think so.
Everyone wants success. Including us fans. Now whilst all of us admit that Hughton is a boss good enough to return us to the day of glory, all of us knows it takes time. All of us except MIKE FUCKFACELORD ASHLEY. The so called "good" owner who kept changing managers. The owner who got us relegated in the first place then tried to abandon ship when it happened.
TOON ARMY, UNITE! tHOU SHALT UNITE AS ONE TO OVERTHROW THIS UNWORTHY, TYRANNICAL, OWNER MIKE FUCKFACELORD ASHLEY! WE DON'T NEED YOU. If Newcastle falls to shambles again I swear you'll get it from us. The Black and White Army from the Toon.
fUCK YOU MIKE FUCKFACELORD ASHLEY.

6/12/2010 Singapore 2 Myanmmar 1


SERIOUSLY, SINGAPORE. WAKE UP.
Gave us the scare of the year when Myanmmar scored first. 7 red shirts in the box and the ball still went in. Honestly, you call that defending? I think even those guys in League Two can do better.
I am now seriously questioning Raddy's state of mind. Starting Mohamad Ridhuan is not a bad idea, but with Khairul Amri around, it would have seemed that the choice is obvious. When he finally did bring Khairul Amri and Agu Casmir on in the second half, you would have practically thought that Singapore fielded an entirely different team. The difference was obvious.
In the first half, the performance was lethargic, Singapore was always slow to the ball and ever so predictable. Seriously, I've never seen a decent football team that have stuck to one single tactic even after they've been read so weel by the opposition.
In the second half, thing got better. MUCH better. They fought for every ball with their lives, pushed 8 men in attack, and finally got the goals they deserved. Myanmar was reduced from brave minnows to weary castle defenders, unable to stop wave after wave of Singapore attacks. In short, the second half was absolutely brilliant.
I think there is one player who deserves most of the plaudits and that would be Juma'at Jantan. He was absolutely outstanding in the second half, shuttling back and forth, breaking up Myannmar attacks and starting counter attacks. Seriously, if we'd lost after all his effort, we would really be unforgivable.

Plaudits also to Agu Casmir who scored us the winner in late injury time. Good lesson learnt from the Filipinos.
Now, why can't Singapore play like that every time?

Friday, December 3, 2010

3/12/2010 Singapore 1 Philippines 1


SHIT YOU GUYS MAN, SINGAPORE FOOTBALL TEAM. YOU'RE AN ABSOLUTE DISGRACE TO THE NAME OF SINGAPORE FOOTBALL.

AFF Suzuki Cup got underway yesterday. For us, anyhow. But what we got is absolutely NOT what we expected. Don't get me started on all those chances served up on a platter that they missed, at least 4 of them went in the first half. Duric's header is a godsend, admittedly good. Now why can't the rest of the team just finish like he does?

Now this is not the only problem we have. had it been we could have still gone on to win comfortably. No, there are many many more problems. Slack marking, poor sense of space and absolutely sloppy defense. Especially in the center of the field. The wingers were outstanding of course, creating the few chances we had. In the last Period of the game, it was absolutely horrible. Everyone seemed to have lost their will to play. And that's why we conceded a last minute equalizer. Poor.

BUCK UP MAN SINGAPORE. YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

2/12/2010 West Ham 4 Manchester United 0

Yup, the heading says it all. My dear Man United got thrashed by the bottom club in the league in the Carling Cup. Funny how they can score 7 goals in one match and then draw blanks in another. Maybe it's because of the people playing. You see, the bigger clubs treat the Carling Cup as reserves practice time, Man United included. The so-called reserve squads did pretty well the last two years, winning the cup and all. But what happened this year? Well, I don't know, but one thing's for sure: Fergie's gonna have to start taking the cup competitions seriously. Especially the FA Cup. Goodness knows how long it's been since we last won it. If this goes on I wonder how long we can still hold the record of most FA Cups.

BUCK UP, RED DEVILS.

2/12/2010 CO Goals

Yesterday I went to CCA at Chinese Orchestra and when I walked in to our CO room for the first time in like 6 weeks i saw a long string of words hanging on the wall: "What Is Your Goal For SYF?"
Now the SYF is a biannually event whereby all the performing arts of all the schools in Singapore come together to compete for a rating which is bestowed in terms of medal colors, with the highest honor being the Gold with Honors (or GwH). Now our senior orchestra has just been in existence for over a year, and most of us are from the junior orchestra so the quality is basically there, but also we have a few new people here and there. Also, we have a much smaller orchestra than the junior section as senior school only comprises of 2 levels while junior school has 4. Ideally we would like the GwH (ok not like, we absolutely crave it), but realistically a Gold would be good enough. The last time round, which was the first time the senior section went for the competition, it was their debut and we did pretty well with a silver. But that was last year, when we only had 1 level in senior school. Now this year, we've got all of what they had, and more. The experience, the quality, and I believe we can push our way towards GwH. GO, RVCO!

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

1/12/2010 geraldyourlimbei.blogspot.com

I was just reading this charming little gang blog by the name of geraldyourlimbei.blogspot.com , and I would really like to warn people about creating blogs like this. Even though it may be a troll blog (i.e fake blog), you really shouldn't risk your life by creating something like this to court trouble. What might happen you may ask. Here;s what could happen:
Satu: Mata come catch you
Dua: The gangs you list come hoot you
Tiga: Your lao peh lao bu scold you
Boh hua rite? Especially the first two scenarios.

Also, even if you wanna do something like that, DON'T COMPROMISE YOUR FRIENDS!!!

Putting photos and phone numbers in a blog like this is a big no-no. Even if you have a thousand year feud with whoever whoever.

Eh have some sense lah Mr Gerald Your Limpeh. You tao nao pai also don't like this ma.

Monday, November 29, 2010

30/11/2010 Barca 5 Real Madrid 0

Today is the last day of the second last month of the tenth year of the third millennium. I started this blog today. I was kinda like thinking, hey, I'm seventeen now. seventeen years past so fast, no? Well, this blog's gonna be all my thoughts and all so ya, hope you fell the way I do, too.

As you can see from the theme and pictures, I'm all for Manchester United, FC Barcelona and both the Milan teams. :)

Anyway this just came in.

For all the Blaugrana fans, this one's for you;

BARCELONA 5 REAL MADRID 0

Try laughing now Ronaldo. Your old team is doing so well unbeaten without you when you are resorting to assaulting opponent managers to dissipate your frustration of being defeated. LOSER

Anyway the scenario at the Camp Nou yesterday was chaos, TTM. Hope we don't see this happen again, especially not at the return fixture at the Bernabeu. Or else Ronaldo will be hiding shurikens in his shorts and taking out our dear Barca stars.
I'LL BE WATCHIN' YOU, CR.